How would you die in a horror or slasher flick?

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  1. The Doctor

    The Doctor New Member

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    Hello all.

    I am the new guy, and thought i'd break the ice with a new thread. Simple: list or describe ways you would die in a horror or slasher flick.

    I'll start:

    *Head explosion from killer turning up volume on Motorhead CD

    *Pitchfork to the eyes

    *Spontaneous combustion

    *Forced to watch GIGLI and MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (two really bad films) until head explosion from sheer badness
     
  2. wizzer

    wizzer get outta here ewe

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    GWAR busts through the wall playing their theme song while oderous urungus jams a giant crack pipe all the way down my throat almost all the way down inside me and then he lights the pipe and when i take a hit my eyes spin around wildly right before my head blows up and then someone from the band takes a big crack hit off my bloody neck.

    YEA!!!
     
  3. Numania

    Numania Guest

    Truly genius!
    I'll watch that scene 1000 times. hahaha


    I'd have my back cut open so my spine showed. Then I'd be decapitated. While the geyser was erupting, The killer's arms would go under my skin around the front and the killer would pull back and my skin and stuff would flop to my waist and the killer would be holding my ribs. Then all my guts would fall out.

    At this point, some fat chick in a party hat would come in and eat my lungs.
     
  4. do me up like Tom Savini in Maniac baby
     
  5. wizzer

    wizzer get outta here ewe

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    equally genius :)
     
  6. Nemesis

    Nemesis Guest

    :nervous: you guys scare me..


    me.. i'd have to go out with a laugh.. picture something like the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail :D
     
  7. BloodMan

    BloodMan Kill Time B4 It Kills You

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    My face severed from my head... Ichi The Killer style... and yeah, it has to slide down the wall too. :)
     
  8. skmastaz

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    I think eyeball trauma would have to be involved. How about that guy from Ripley's believe it or not that would throw needles through glass throw needles into my eyes and through the back of my skull. Then a shark will eat me. Like Samuel L Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
     
  9. betterdan

    betterdan Guest

    What the hell is wrong with you people?
    I would die while having sex of course. Right before I get off, off goes my head. My head would roll into the corner of the room and the camera zooms in to show a big shit eating grin on my face.
    The End
     
  10. Smartt

    Smartt Guest

    Suffocated to death by a large-breasted, big-buttocked, face-sitting zombie.
     
  11. chrishicks

    chrishicks classic is back!!!

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    how about having my whole body explode at once when I meet the worlds greatest assbackwards hooker who takes blowing someone literally.
     
  12. chrishicks

    chrishicks classic is back!!!

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    moving to F&G in 5...4...3...
     
  13. sumo8675309

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    hmmm lets me see ah

    dismemberd while being gutted by cannibals and see them eating my innards just before i die
     
  14. satanservant

    satanservant Guest

    flower of flesh and blood style
     
  15. Jeffrey Dahmer

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    A zombie get to me, knock me out and eat my brain!

    Not quite a beautiful way to die indeed.
     
  16. dwatts

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    betterdan has the only logical answer to this question. I'm going to be shagged to death by a couple of young women.
     
  17. Wizejoker

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    Being thrown out of a plane. :eek1:

    EDIT: That's a pretty shitty death. You wouldn't see anything unless there was a camera that caught you hit the ground. ... Hmm, I'd like to ran over by a lawn mower or be killed by a rototiller.
     
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  18. napalm68

    napalm68 Guest

    Shagged to death by tireless young hot chicks.

    Failing that, getting ripped apart by an avalanch of zombies after expending the last 200 round belt from my M60... Or M240, or M249 :p
     
  19. zombi3

    zombi3 Pure Evil

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    I wouldn't die in a horror movie. I'd be doing the killin'! :fire:
     
  20. Cujo108

    Cujo108 Guest

    I guess I'd die however my death was written in the script. :p
     

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